I have a cold, well its not fully fledged but its heading that way. Constant blowing of my nose and slight dense headachey feel, its about 50% cooked i'd say. I'd like to send out a special thanks to all those dirty flithy scumbags that have been sitting behind me in lectures coughing their lungs out without even thinking of covering their pie holes, Also thanks for the extremely sexy sound of snorting your snot back into your body/throat every 10 seconds, which sounds like there is a baby pig trying to burst out of your neck.

You all squarely take the blame of my cold.

That is all.