This weeks Friday Five is so weak I couldn't bare to do it on an actual Friday.

1. At this moment, how many rolls of toilet paper are there in your house?

A total of Six, I think...

One. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?

Yes, whoopdedoo.

2. At this moment, how many working flashlights are there in your house?

Probably two, if you count my headlamp I recently bought for Trailwaker.

Two. When you're home alone, do you strip down to get comfortable? Do you ever go out without underwear (bra and/or panties) because it's more comfortable?

Yes, although I can't say I get totally naked unless it is really hot and I get distracted by something on my computer while I get changed. I don't go out without underwear anymore, although I use to never wear underwear until I reached high school I think.

3. Do you know where some candles and matches are?

Yeah, they are at the BP across the road.

Three. Have you ever/Do you use the bathroom with the door open? Are you comfortable using public facilities?

Yes and yes, although the latter of course depends on how shonky the facilities are. I mean I am comfortable enough to use any public facilities if I need to, but that doesn't mean I feel particularly comfortable while I use them.

4. If the power were to go out right now, how long could you probably get by on the food in your house?

A couple of days if there were zombies outside, if no zombies, just head out to some suburb that has power and chow down!

Four. When getting intimate with your significant other, lights on or off?

Brother, it ain't no thang.

5. It’s someone’s birthday, and you’ve GOT to come up with something to give him or her RIGHT NOW! What have you got?

Here, eat the rest of this astro made, peanut butter cookie I am eating.

Five. How comfortable are you with body exposure/nudity of others? Group shower rooms?, topless/nude beaches?, breastfeeding in public?

I ain't really comfortable with flaunting my money bags to the public, but you never know...