That's it Jackie Chan, you give Yao Ming that cookie/treat/spring roll. All small chinese men must bow down to the very large chinese men. What the fuck is that Visa ad all about?

Oh my god, I wasted 2 hours watching this Shopgirl movie. What the fuck was that? That was terrible.

Friday 5, on a Sunday, it is the new black.

1. Among your acquaintances, who’s the best screamer?

Answer: My mother would easily out scream/screech any human in the known universe. She can go from silent to window shattering in an instant.

2. When was the last time you had to shout in order to be heard?

Answer: Seriously, I feel like I am shouting half the time when people ask me to repeat myself because I speak so softly. I speak REALLY softly at work most of the time. So the last time I felt I had to shout (that I can remember) was probably Friday arvo.

3. When was the last time you cheered for anything?

Answer: I cheer for astro almost every day, seriously, we are always running around going "hurray for X" and "Yay for Y", we are a two man cheer squad!

4. Whom did you last yell at?

Answer: Probably my mum, but all in good fun, she likes to stir me up I think, she finds it funny when I yell at her on the phone.

5. When did you last lose your voice, or at least find yourself hoarse?

I think the last time my throat was hoarse was the day after Astro's birthday drinks this year, I certainly did talk a lot that night!

Why does "comfort food" mean extremely fattening sugar ladden food?

Why do corporate people use the word "flick" when they are talking about forwarding an email? Just say forward people! "flick" is no easier or shorter to say, it also has the added bonus of making you look like a dick infront of people that don't exist in the corporate world.

Why do people hide peas on children? They will always find them in the end, they always taste so distinctively different from the food you are hiding them in, just give it up people!