Why is it everytime I open our balcony door to let some air in the woman next door comes out and smokes on her balcony and thus stinks out my flat? It fucking pisses me off! I don't think she has a job or anything so she is ALWAYS fagging away! She sits up our end of the balcony too, away from her door, it is like she doesn't want to get the smoke in her place but is quite happy to let it blow into ours, fucking hell. The last person to live next to our balcony was a cigerette totting 3am-talking-on-his-mobile-outside-his-flat-waking-up-everyone-in-the-building twat.

I hate nearly all my close neighbours, they just never stop smoking/shut up/partying really late/have their music up super loud (I am such a grandma). All the long timers (people who have lived here longer than me) all live down the entrance side of the building and are generally pleasant and aren't noisy. I wish they lived up our end.