They should have a race at the Melbourne cup where they line up all the b grade Australian celebrities and wannabe celebrities at the starting gate, and then make them run around the race track in their very expensive get ups, with little "challenge" stations every 100 metres. At these stations will be things like "The baked beans slippery slide" and the "rancid haggis pie eating table" and the "Exploding fish guts commando course". Then if they win they get to have their 30 seconds on the Channel 7 broadcast of the Melbourne Cup. Cause from watching it, it seems like every wannabe is climbing over their own mother to get on atm.
Also Australia will not be talking about who won this bloody race for the rest of our lives, who cares?
Also Australia will not be talking about who won this bloody race for the rest of our lives, who cares?
posted by serp at 2:08 PM
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I think with the haggis, they should make them hunt for the haggis in a dark room full of (incorporating your ideas...) baked beans. First they should have to be naked. Then they should have to slather themselves with rancid grease that has been in a fish and chip shop deep-fryer since 1952. The room is full of fake haggises (haggisi?) that are really fully of jellyfish, rather than the customary oats, onions, and offal. They're also painted bright blue, so that when they emerge from the room, they can see they have a decoy haggis, and have to go back in. And to win they then have to sex up Eddie Maguire right there on live national television. Y'know, just to see how low people would go for their fifteen minutes.
And I bet we could find people who would actually do this.
serp's idea reminded me of It's A Knockout.
shrike's idea makes me want to wank.
It's a knockout! that's the naaammmeee of the gaaaammmee!!
*queue trumpets*
I think shrike's idea took a lot of thought, like maybe he has thought about this before....
Oh God. We had the board game too :)
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