Dear old bitch who keyed my car, when I see you again it will take every inch of restraint in my body not to knock you the fuck out, how dare you scratch my car because you couldn't park in your parking bay straight and had the front end hanging over my side. And just cause you are an old fat bitch that can't fit in your car because YOU can't park any straighter doesn't give you the right to key my front door, hell I feel like getting angry and damaging other peoples property all the time but I NEVER do it! Although perhaps the next time I see you or your car I might just make an exception.

If any of you ever see a blue excel, with Vic plates of OCP-766 feel free to give the old bag inside the finger.